It's my own fault for skimming the recent round of Mary Sue posts via metafandom, but now I'm craving a Sailor Moon-style epic Battlestar Galactica story, where Kara turns out to be the reincarnation of the Moon Princess and has a talking cat for a mentor. And everything is told from the point of view of Chibi Kara, who turns out to be the daughter from the future of Kara & Lee Adama (aka Tuxedo Mask).