I've, um, accidentally started sampling a few episodes of Legend of the Seeker (call it a misplaced bout of Xena nostalgia, or just desperation for some genre entertainment until the new episodes of Doctor Who [!!!] start up).

And, okay, the show has its crack charms, but what it really makes me long for is a splashy film version starring Lucy Liu as Kahlan, Cameron Diaz as Cara, and of course Drew Barrymore as Richard.

Come on, just try to tell me that wouldn't be awesome, I dare you!