Oh, I dunno -- I definitely drank too much high-end IPA last night, and felt fairly dreadful immediately afterward, but this morning, my congestion and sinus headache were gone, which isn't an effect I've ever gotten from orange juice. This is the brewery run by the spouse of someone I went to high school with; I think I will have to tell her next time we have lunch that their beer can cure the common cold.

I am not sure whether to be more appalled by the stupid of the bank robber, or the stupid of the Eugene Police Department, in that story.