I've been laid up in bed with a nasty cold for a couple of days, so I rang in the new year by marathoning the first few episodes of MTV's new reality show, Jersey Shore.
So what are the chances that people will start writing Jersey Shore RPF? Anyone?
Poll #1999 The Jersey Shore poll
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6
Are you watching?
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Yes, and I'm horrified
0 (0.0%)
Yes, and I'm proud to see my people represent
0 (0.0%)
Actually I'm J-WOWW
0 (0.0%)
Not yet, but I've been meaning to check it out
0 (0.0%)
No, and I'm already sick of hearing about it
2 (33.3%)
Dude, your taste is appalling and I fear for your brain cells
2 (33.3%)
No, seriously, if you start posting about this show I'll defriend you
0 (0.0%)
Is this one of those bizarre American things?
1 (16.7%)
Just don't start referring to yourself as 'The Predicament', okay?
2 (33.3%)
Let's go dancing at Karma this weekend!
0 (0.0%)

Comments
(As I only know about the show from Gawker, I cannot guess whether aforementioned citizen of the Garden State pronounces her "name" to rhyme with bookie or to rhyme with kooky. I presume the latter?)
Why, yes. Yes, I did.
(IIRC, it's pronounced more like snooker, though her roommates tend to refer to her behind her back as 'Snickers'. But never 'Simone de B.', oddly.)