My Dreamwidth Pledge to You (list in formation)

I will not tell people on LJ that my Dreamwidth user name is 'swinefluevog'.

I will not start a 'Ten things I assume you know about me post' with "I am a genetically engineered super ape (distantly related to Monsieur Mallah) who escaped from the Soviet space program at a tender age and led a fugitive existence in an Eastern European traveling circus until fleeing to America after the fall of the Berlin Wall."

I will not cross-post with comments disabled on LJ, only to edit the LJ post's 'comment on DW' link to Rickroll my hapless readers or redirect them to a random stranger's post.

I will not use however many Dreamwidth invite codes I receive to breed a mutant zombie robot army of sockpuppet journals to do my bidding, because they'll only achieve sentience and band together to turn on their creator in the end, and that would be very sad (for me).

ETA: I will not suggest that people read me on Dreamwidth instead of LJ, despite the identical cross-posted content, if they prefer to follow the darker, edgier "reimagined" version of my journal.